June 17, 2007

filial

m.
filialmmm adj.mmm [fil'-e-al or fee'-lee'-ul]

pertaining to, or becoming in, a son or daugher

bearing the relationship of a child

filiality adv.

Webster's Dictionary, New Edition (Original title: Chamber's
Etymological
English Dictionary, 1966) Pyramid Com. Inc., 1972.
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The definitions of filial that appear above come from a compact gem of a dictionary titled Webster's Dictionaryalso known informally as Webster's Denim Dictionary [because of the design of its covers]. First published in 1972, now out of print.


The
title, Webster's Dictionary, makes false use of a great man's name and my blood boil. At the end of this posting, you will find a short screed I've written about the use of the name Webster in dictionary titles. Read "Never Pre-judge a Book With a Faux-denim Cover and a Title That Lies" if you like. It won't tell you anything new about filial, but it will tell you something about how a book title comprised of only two words can represent deception.

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ETYMOLOGY


filial 1393
  • From Middle French filial,
  • which came from literary Latin filialis ("of a son or daughter"),
  • which came from Classical Latin filius ("son") filia ("daughter").
—Online Etymology Dictionary, 2001, Douglas Harper.
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Filial piety IN USE

From "Re-Education"
by Ann Hulbert

In China, a child's schooling is a family endeavor worthy of great sacrifice, in money and time. Over dinner in Shanghai, a melodiously voluble Mrs. Tang confirmed that ''when Meijie was very young we controlled her a lot, watched her very closely and guided her carefully. Luckily she was very cooperative and followed our instruction.'' Effort rather than ability is considered the key to achievement -- and among the most important expressions of filial piety is studying diligently (a word I heard a lot). ''If there is no dark and dogged will, there will be no shining accomplishment; if there is no dull and determined effort, there will be no brilliant achievement'' goes an old saying, invoked as soon as school starts -- a far cry from the Western progressive interest in encouraging curiosity and play in the early years.

Ann Hulbert."Re-education." The New York Times. April 1, 2007.
Ann Hulbert, a contributing writer [to the New York Times], is the author of ''Raising America: Experts, Parents and a Century of Advice About Children.'

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COMMENT

If we use the word parental to describe the attitudes and behaviors of parents in their relationships with their children, what word do we use to describe the attitudes and behaviors of children in their relationships with their parents?

Neither childish nor childlike will do, because each describes a self-referential behavior. There's no need for parents to be around when a youngster's actions are immature (childish), or are admirably simple and devoid of guile (childlike). And there seems to be no traditional or immediate cultural longing or demand for a specific child-to-parent adjectival modifier, like, say, maybe, child'-al or child'-ren-al, child'-i-al or child-ren'-i-al.

But as you have already read at the top of this post, there is a word to describe a child's response to a parent—it is filial—a word not widely known or used. The phrase filial piety, "respect and devotion to one's parents," is a culture-wide ideal in China, prompted by the strictures of Confusianism. It, too, is not widely used in the United States. A look into the text-search function of the New York Times' archives (http://query.nytimes.com/search/query) indicates that during the past ten years in the Times, the word parental has appeared 3,338 time, filial, 215 times. During the same time frame, filial piety made 32 appearances (more often than I had expected).

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Filial piety IN USE (in the NYTimes):

At first glance, the Chinese section [of Elizabeth Street, Manhattan, N.Y.] forms a nearly separate enclave, an impression reinforced by faces that seem straight from Ming Dynasty scrolls, drawn with a fine brush in black ink. On the sidewalk a very old Chinese woman, taking the smallest of steps, is supported at the elbow by a young man, probably a grandson, his face showing not the slightest grimace of impatience. Confucian filial piety lives on Elizabeth Street.

By Richard Lourie: "My Manhattan; Worlds Meld Along Elizabeth Street": "Was I ever wrong about Elizabeth Street!" The New York Times, June 14, 2002.

Richard Rorty is a scandal to his profession. He is a philosopher who thinks that philosophy is a distraction from more important matters. He has for years argued that the pursuit of Truth -- as distinct from the humbler search for usable truths -- is fueled by self-deception. He has insisted that even if humanity all too often behaves cruelly and sadistically, we would be better off without a sense of sin. Nevertheless, Rorty has a substantial streak of filial piety. It was his hero, John Dewey, who first scandalized his philosophical readers almost a century ago by urging them to turn away from ''the problems of philosophy'' to ''the problems of men.'' ''Achieving Our Country'' is an appeal to American intellectuals to abandon the intransigent cynicism of the academic, cultural left and to return to the political ambitions of Emerson, Dewey, Herbert Croly and their allies.

By Alan Ryan: A book review of Richard Rorty's Achieving Our Country: Leftist Thought in Twentieth-Century America, Cambridge, Mass.:
Harvard University Press.
Published in the New York Times on
May 17, 1998.


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FROM THE OEDILF:
THE O
mnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form

Here is a limerick titled "Begetter" written by a contributing reader—whose nom de blog is Recumbantman—of the OEDILF website (which touts a bundle of 41,000 limericks):

Begetter

Few pleasures are simpler or better
Than reading a filial letter.
Will Shakespeare wrote
As a dutiful son
To his father, "the onlie begetter."

Limerick #14195. Submitted: 06 Apr 2006. (http://www. oedilf.com)

The epithet "onlie begetter" appeared in the Dedication that accompanied the original manuscript of Shakespeare's Sonnets. It reads, in part:

TO.THE.ONLIE.BEGETTER.OF. / THESE SONNETS. / MR. W.H. ALL.HAPPINESSE.

The phrase means "the only begetter,"
"the one who alone inspired" Shakespeare's collection of Sonnets. As Dr. G. R. Ledger — formerly Honorary Fellow, Classics, University of Reading, U.K. ("Shakespeare's Sonnets" at (http://www.nyptkd.com))—explains, that all we know about the identity of "the onlie begetter" is that his initials were probably "W. H."—they are smudged on the page — and that scholars are not at all certain about the authorship of the Dedication itself; it could have been penned by Shakespear's publisher, whose initials, "T.T." appear at the bottom of the page. Recumbantman's enigmatic limerick adds a bit more dead air to the discussion by suggesting that "the onlie begetter" is William Shakespeare's biological father, John Shakespeare, whose initials, clearly, are "J.S."

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Never Pre-judge a Dictionary With a
Faux-denim Cover and
a Title that Lies

Sometimes it's difficult to eschew a clamoring-to-be-heard cliche. Making noise in my ear right now is one I'll give into: "Never Judge a Book by Its Cover." The covers of the dictionary that gives us our definition (above) of filial — a rare paperback that calls itself on its front cover Webster's Dictionary and on its back cover Webster's Denim Dictionary — features a textured, faux-jeans blue denim motif, with red stitching delineating the belt line of a pair of jeans and the curved-top of a front pocket, with a smaller watch pocket tucked-right behind it. The lettering is a bold stencil type in white, presenting, just below the center-line, the title in bold capitals, "WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY." The book's cover design represents an over-the-top marketing gambit of the early 70's. "Hey, man, that's a hip dictionary you've got there. Guess a person can look up words and be groovy at the same time."

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And yet, Webster's Dictionary is as compendious and as enlightening as any soft-cover dictionary of 704 pages can possibly be--and the Denim Webster's numbers only 604 pages! (Get what I mean?)

Besides 550 pages replete with etymologically based definitions of over 75,000 words, the Denim Webster's (and here I am quoting promotional — yet veridical — text from the back cover) is "brilliantly concise" and "exhaustively thorough," a dictionary that "traces word roots in a score of languages."

In additional, the book offers the reader the following added features:

= seven pages of a History of the English Language (including;
= twenty-one pages of over 850 "Words and Phrases from Latin, Greek, and Modern Foreign languages";
= five pages explaining approximately 120 prefixes;
= seven pages explaining approximately 160 suffixes; and
= a solo page delineating the rules of Roman numerals, from I to ICC.

The only trait of the book I dislike is its damnable title!

Here's why.

Since the late 19th century, companies other than the one founded by Noah Webster and eventually known as the Merriam-Webster company, have borrowed on the commercial dictionarial cachet of the name "Webster" and accommodated it for their own use and profit. "As a result of lawsuits filed by Merriam," reports Wikipedia, "American courts ruled that 'Webster's' entered the public domain . . . in 1889 (G. & C. Merriam Co. v. Ogilvie, 159 Fed. 638 (1908)) and another court ruled in 1917 that it entered the public domain in 1834 when Noah Webster's 1806 dictionary's copyright lapsed. Thus, Webster's became a genericized trademark and others were free to use the name on their own works."
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"So many dictionaries of varied size and quality have been called Webster's that the name no longer has any specific brand meaning. Despite this, many people still recognize and trust the name. Thus, the brand "Webster's" continues as a powerful and lucrative marketing tool. In recent years, even established dictionaries with no direct link to Noah Webster whatsoever have adopted his name, adding to the confusion. Random House dictionaries are now called Random House Webster's, and Microsoft's Encarta World English Dictionary is now Encarta Webster's Dictionary."—Wikipedia.com

To keep hold of as much power as still remains in the original signification of the brand name Webster's, purchasers of 21 century Merriam-Webster products will note on the reverse side of a M-W dictionary that the company still bears resentment at the theft of its name, and offers this snappish statement:
"The name Webster alone is no guarantee of excellence. It is used by a number of publications and may serve mainly to mislead an unwary buyer.
"Merriam-WebsterTM is the name you should look for when you consider the purchase of dictionaries or other fine reference books. It carries the reputation of a company that has been publishing since 1831 and is your assurance of quality and authority."—Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Eleventh Edition, 2003.

Even if copyright lawyers for Noah Webster's early company were at fault, snoozing away their work days in the parks of Springfield, Massachusetts, Noah Webster and the company he founded was robbed!

But note well that this writer is no shill for Merriam-Webster. I, in fact, prefer the current "Random House Webster's College Dictionary" over the current Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, Webster's 11th, as it is informally known. But every time I pick up my copy of the Random House dictionary, I noticed that purloined name Webster's, with the apostrophe marking possession of a seemingly bipartite company (Random House + Webster) peering up at me, its letters seeming like teeth in a cynical smile ripped from the face of a Random House sales management executive. Though some buyers are impressed by the name Webster's on a non-Merriam-Webster's product, and though the presence of "Webster's" in anybody's dictionary title may be legal, I say such usage of the name is a scamming shame.

Two final notes and this screed will be done. First, more readers should know that the catch phrase "look it up in Webster's" refers not to one particular brand of dictionary but to American dictionaries in general—those that trace their lineage back to Mr.Webster and those that do not. Two, the copy rite for the term "collegiate," as a referent to a size of dictionary appropriate for college work, is currently held by Merriam-Webster. Let's hope they keep that term under the eaves of their Springfield headquarters.

And thus ends the story of a faux-denim soft-backed dictionary published 45 years ago whose pages present lexicography that is notably useful and well-composed but whose title, The Webster's [Denim] Dictionary" carries a wildly unknown sub-text still puffing in outrage at American publishing houses that have stolen a name and muddled recognition of ownership in that niche of the book world given to precision in diction—the ambit of dictionaries.




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June 16, 2007

eschew



eschew v. [es-cheuw']

To avoid, shun
To avoid, keep clear of, escape (a danger or inconvenience)

OED Online.
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eschew tr.v.
eschewed, eschewing, eschews.
eschewal
n.


To avoid; shun.
The American Heritage Dictionary
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Eschew IN USE:
Illustration by Matthew Feyld

From “A Head Case”
A personal essay by Michael J. Nelson

Ive had a headache for 20 years. Not headaches, but one continuous headache, 20 years running . . . .
So I gave up on medications eschewing even aspirin for 10 years. But then I heard about a novel kind of treatment that involves having Novocain injected into the head, the theory being that if you could somehow get your muscles to “remember” what it was like not to feel pain, they’d return to their normal state.
I was dubious.

Michael J. Nelson. “A Head Case.”
True-Life Tales. The New York Times Magazine, June 10, 2007.

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MORE EXAMPLES OF eschew IN USE
GEOFFREY CHAUCERThe ferme stablenesse of pedurable dwellynge and ek the eschuynge of destruccyoun.
c1374 Boehius III. xi. 9
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE—What cannot be eschew'd, must be embrac'd.
1598
. Merry Wives of Windsor,V. v. 251
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE—These eschewers of mystery.
1825 Aids Refl. (1848) I. 188
BLOGGIN' JOHN—
mmmHaiku
We’ve Cable news in
Abundance to view—Bill
O’Reilly, too, to eschew!
2007, "Word's Worth" (BlogginJohn.blogspot.com)

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ETYMOLOGY
Eschew appeared in English circa 1340. From 900-1400 its predecessor, eschiver, was part of Old French, and prior to that, from 900-1400 in the form of skiuhan, it was a part Frankish, the language spoken by the people then living in Gaul. All along this French-into-English pathway, eschew has meant “dread, avoid, shun.”— Based on "eschew" Douglas Harper. Online Etymology Dictionary, 2001. (www.etymonline.com) (15, June, 2007).
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SYNONYMS FOR eschew:

From The American Heritage Dictionary:

These verbs mean to get or stay away from persons or things: eschew, escape, avoid, shun, evade, elude.
  • Eschew involves staying clear of something because to do otherwise would be unwise or morally wrong: “Eschew evil, and do good” (Book of Common Prayer).
  • Escape can mean to get free, as from confinement, or to remain untouched or unaffected by something unwanted: “Let no guilty man escape, if it can be avoided” (Ulysses S. Grant). “It is curious . . . what shifts we make to escape thinking” (James Russell Lowell).
  • Avoid always involves an effort to keep away from what is considered to be a source of danger or difficulty: avoiding strenuous exercise; avoided committing herself.
  • Shun refers to deliberately keeping clear of what is unwelcome or undesirable: “Family friends . . . she shunned like the plague” (John Galsworthy).
  • Evade implies adroit maneuvering and sometimes implies dishonesty or irresponsibility: evading capture; tried to evade jury duty. To elude is to get away from artfully: elude a blow; eluded his pursuers.
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Gloss:

Let's use a conceptual metaphor, THE CONTAINER IS BAD, to discuss these five synonyms in closer detail.

A conceptual metaphor makes a comparative statement by overlapping two ideas, or conceptual domains of experience. In the instance of THE CONTAINER IS BAD,
the idea "that which can contain a person: an idea, a movement, a place, a person" is mapped upon the idea of "my well-being or status."

Conceptual metaphors appear in our daily word choices. Reflecting THE CONTAINER IS BAD metaphor, we say
  • She feels trapped in her past.
  • I'll never buy an Oldsmobile convertible again!
  • Most neocons are locked inside their ideology.
  • Rosie appeared happy after coming out of the closet.
  • I need to let off some steam!
For THE CONTAINER IS GOOD, we have
  • I feel safe in your arms.
  • Home sweet home.
  • Democracy: land of the free.
  • She glides in an bright cloud of joy.
  • I'll be there, incognito
Below, eschew and its synonyms escape, avoid, shun, evade, and elude are given consideration in terms of THE CONTAINER METAPHOR. As we shall see the operative metaphor will be THE CONTAINER IS BAD.
  • Eschew. THE CONTAINER IS BAD: Don't get involved! “Eschew evil, and do good!"
  • Escape. THE CONTAINER IS BAD: Get out of it! "Don't get trapped, inside a trap, inside a trap."
  • Avoid. THE CONTAINER IS BAD: to put distance between oneself and danger. Don't commit yourself.
  • Shun. THE CONTAINER IS BAD. Avoid going to the Speak Easy Bar like the plague!
  • Evade. THE CONTAINER IS BAD. But there's more. THE ESCAPE ROUTE FROM THE ORIGINAL CONTAINER IS ANOTHER CONTAINER—and THE ESCAPE CONTAINER IS BAD: it is strewn with obstacles and temptations. One must avoid the obstacles as adroitly as is possible, and one must not let the temptations lure one into unethical behavior.
Now, what has all of this experimentation with the container metaphor taught us?

It has shown us that of the five synonyms The American Heritage Dictionary has presented to us—eschew, escape, avoid, shun, and evade—only two of them by definition suggest ethical challenges.
  • To evade something, we may, at times, be tempted to act unethically.
  • And if we choose not to eschew certain containers—such as organized crime or a corrupted White House—we may be tempted into misdeeds—such as "kill or get killed" or "keep your mouth shut, go to jail, and we'll spring you, making you look like a patriot to boot!
The container metaphor also taught us, in passing, that by definition only one of the five synonyms posits the possibilities of skill, style, "adroit maneuvering," "elud[ing]" something "artfully," and even panache—and that word is evade.

If you are saying to yourself, "That's all well and good—going into eschew and five of its synonyms in some depth—but what if I'm in the middle of a piece of writing and none of the five you mentioned here fits the context I've created, in terms of syntax, tone, compatability with a nearby figure of speech, rhythm, or even sound? What then?"

Visit a thesaurus, such as the one from Oxford University Press that was packaged in my Macintosh PowerBook:

Synonyms for eschew:
refrain from, give up, forgo, shun, renounce, steer clear of, have nothing to do with, fight shy of; relinquish, reject, disavow, abandon, spurn, wash one's hands of, drop; informal kick, pack in; formal forswear, abjure.
—Oxford American Dictionaries, Dictionary and Thesaurus.
Dictionary Version 1.0.1 (1.0.1) 2005 Apple Computer, Inc.

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THE CATCHPHRASE: "Eschew Obfuscation"


First of all, let's clear up any obscurity (read obfuscation) about the meaning of obfuscation. The OED defines obfuscation as "
concealment or obscuration of a concept, idea, expression."

Now, with each word of the catchphrase "Eschew Obfuscation" singly and sufficiently (I hope) defined, we might ask, "What—in clear, simple English—does the combination of the two words 'Eschew Obfuscation' mean?" It means, simply and precisely, to speak and write (Do I hear an echo?) in clear, simple English."

If you want to learn more about the catch phrase "Eschew Obfuscation"—which a few years ago ranked popular as a bumper sticker—you can go its eponymous website (address: [beclear.blogspot.com]), which is subtitled,

Where Progressive Thinking Meets Pattern Recognition,

and read the following:

Eschew obfuscation, also stated as: "eschew obfuscation", espouse elucidation", is a common humorous saying of English teachers and professors when lecturing about proper writing techniques.

Literally, the meaning is "avoid ambiguity, adopt clarity", but the use of extremely uncommon words in the English language itself causes confusion, making the phrase a prime example of irony.
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WORK UNFINISHED:
.
W
ord's Worth has
been unable, as of this date, to identify the person who coined the phrase "Eschew obfuscation." But we are determined to make that determination, someday soon, we hope.

We have investigated
—without success—the following known pensters in the game of coinage:
  • Red E. Redpen, Professor Emeritus of Neighborhood and Back-lot Linguistics at Pierian Hills College;
  • Lynn Gwist, Chair of the Priscian Precision Committee at the National Council of Teachers of Correct English;
  • Newsome Koiner, teacher of Standard and Argot English at The Euterpe and Calliope School of Advertising, Stand-Up Comedy, and Epic Screen Writing; and
  • Trixie Verbah-Hookum, Director of Subliminal and Overt Advertising at The Plentipage Warehouse of Alternative Textbooks and Widget User's Manuals.
Readers of Word's Worth should know with confidence that we will continue our quest for the catch-phrase coiner.

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June 8, 2007

venal


venal adj. (VEE-nuhl, VEE-n-l)

1 : capable of being bought or obtained for money or other valuable consideration
: made matter of trade or barter;
especially
: open to corrupt influence and especially bribery
2 : originating in, characterized by, or associated with corrupt bargaining
—"venal." Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged . Merriam-Webster, 2002. http://unabridged.merriam-webster.com (9 Jun. 2007).

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ETYMOLOGY

mmLatin venalis = for sale

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Venal IN USE

FROM "Tribal Loyalties" by Edward WongThe New York Times, Sec. 6: Book Review, Sunday, May 27, 2007,18.

A book review of The Occupation of Iraq: Winning the War, Losing the Peace, by Ali A. Allawi, Yale University Press.

"As the Iraq war enters its fifth year, an old saying can be heard more and more often in the homes, cafes and streets of the country: “Because of a lack of horses, they put saddles on the dogs.” There are no real Iraqi leaders, a Kurdish friend told me, and the Americans have blindly, and often desperately, propped up politicians who are venal, ineffective and more than a little megalomaniacal."

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Venal IN USE
From "The Rove Da Vinci Code" by Frank Rich The New York Times Magazine, May 21, 2006.
Politicians, particularly but not exclusively in the Karl Rove camp, seem to believe that voters of ''faith'' are suckers who can be lured into the big tent and then abandoned once their votes and campaign cash have been pocketed by the party for secular profit.

Nowhere is this game more naked than in the Jack Abramoff scandal: the felonious Washington lobbyist engaged his pal Ralph Reed, the former leader of the Christian Coalition, to shepherd Christian conservative leaders like James Dobson, Gary Bauer and the Rev. Donald Wildmon and their flocks into ostensibly ''anti-gambling'' letter-writing campaigns.They were all duped: in reality these campaigns were engineered to support Mr.Abramoff's Indian casino clients by attacking competing casinos.

While that
scam may be the most venal exploitation of ''faith'' voters by Washington operatives, it's all too typical. This history repeats itself every political cycle: the conservative religious base turns out for its party and soon finds itself betrayed.

Above: Jack Abramhoff

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VENAL versus VENIAL

In Dictionary of Problem Words and Expressions, Harry Shaw — writer, editor, lecturer, teacher, and word mavin clearly and compactly distinguishes venal from venial and offers tips on how to remember each word's meaning:
These words look alike and sound somewhat alike but venal
(VEE-nuhl,
VEE-n-l) has a connotation of corruption. Venial (VEE-ni-uhl), a term of mild reproach, means "excusable," "pardonable." It may help to keep them straight by remembering that venal comes from a Latin term meaning "for sale" (venalis) and venial from Latin venia ("forgiveness").

Associate venal with penal and venial with genial. "This corrupt administration has entered into many venal agreements." "Not sending them a wedding present was my venial offense against bood manners."—Harry Shaw. Dictionary of Problem Words and Expressions. New York: Washington Square Press. 1975.
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QUID PRO QUO = "something for something"

A VENAL greement
is a quid pro quo
with corrupt

influence.



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June 1, 2007

defenestration

Defenestration
Bruce Mitchell 1996
Oil on canvas
18" x 48"

DEFINITION
from the Oxford English Dictionary.

defenestration
n.

(de-fen-uh-stray'-shun)

mThe action of throwing out of a window.
Defenestration of Prague, the action of the Bohemian insurgents who, on the 21st of May 1618, broke up a meeting of Imperial commissioners and deputies of the States, held in the castle of the Hradshin, and threw two of the commissioners and their secretary out of the window; this formed the prelude to the Thirty Years' War
[from Latin de down, down from + fenestra a window.] 1620



  • I much admire the manner in which the defenestration is shown [in a picture].1837SOUTHEY
  • Which commencing at the defenestration of Prague..terminated in the peace of Westphalia.1863 NEALE
mHence (as a back-formation) fenestrate verb transitive (usually jocular), to throw out of a window; fenestrated past part. adj.
  • Two of the defenestrated men.1620 H. WOTTON
  • The word defenestrate means ‘to throw out of the window’..but there is no good authority for its use.1915 Lit. Digest
  • Prague..seemed a good place, gloomy and defenestrated" [perhaps, punningly "windowless"?].1927 C. CONNOLLY
  • Anne Ramsdell, a brilliant math professor at Oxford,..escapes death by stabbing but is thrown out of her third-story window... Anne meets and falls in love with the man who had defenestrated her at Oxford. 1974 Publishers Weekly

"defenestration" The Oxford English Dictionary. 2nd ed. 1989. OED Online. Oxford University Press. 1 June 2007 (http://dictionary.oed.com).
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From "Operation Freedom from Iraqis"
OP-ED
Essay by
Frank Rich,
The new White House policy, as Zbigniew Brzezinski has joked, is "bame and run." It started to take shape just before the midterm elections last fall, when Mr. Rumsfeld wrote a memo (propitiously leaked after his defenestration) suggesting that the Iraqi people might "have to pull up their socks, step up and take responsibility for their country."
Frank Rich. "Operation Freedom from Iraqis." OP-ED The New York Times. Sunday, May. 27, 2007.

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Rumsfeld:
"Say wha- . . . Me?
Out that window?
Right now
!?"


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A "Word's Worth" Exclusive:

What Probably Happened:
The Moments Preceeding the Defenestration

As Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld stares through the fated window on the top floor of The White House—with the President peering over his shoulder through the same window—he says:

"You know, Mister President, outside that window are millions of Americans standing stalwart in gratitude to me (and thus by extension, to you, sir) for the policies and practices that I have given you in well-advised advisements, advisements which I then advisedly brought to fruition, undiminished in any way by apparent (i.e., seeming) need, hewing ever and increasingly more full-heartedly to the guiding principal of parsimony in the field, all of this, I should say, Sir, redounding splendidly to the benefit of us — ultimately, Sir, I should say, Sir, with respect, Sir — of us all."

Concurrently, throughout the Secretary's encomium — not a word of which reached the President's ears — The Defenistrator-qua-Decider-in-Chief pondered how to manage the next problem: that of gracefully moving the Secretary, whose shoulders are broad of beam, through that single available window—one of good height from the ground, but of narrow dimensions in construction—one not propitiously designed for ease of departure during a defenestration.

Bush: "I ga-duh defatstresna yuh, Rummy."

Rumsfeld: No! Not by window! Please! Maybe the back stairs? Or helicopter from the roof?
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At sea, of course, we
call it "walking the plank."
Cleverly, the cartoonist here
has created a
leaning (to the
Right*), listing
structure that is
part White House, part ship at sea.

*Antanaclasis: a form, yes, of the Pun.


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A QUESTION:

Now that we've discussed the meaning of defenestration, the question arises: What does fenestration mean? To throw something or someone up from the ground into a building's high window? No. Read on . . . .



DEFINITION
from the Oxford English Dictionary.

fenestration

(fen-uh-stray'-shun) 1846

1. The arrangement of windows in a building

• The fenestration of Soane's building was praiseworthy.—1846 Civ. Eng. & Archit. Jrnl.

I see no difference of principle in the fenestration of the Early French and the Early English Pointed styles.1879 Sir G. G. SCOTT


2. Anatomical a. The process of becoming perforated; the formation of small holes. b. The condition of being fenestrated or perforated.


"fenestration" The Oxford English Dictionary. 2nd ed. 1989. OED Online. Oxford University Press. 1 June 2007 (http://dictionary.oed.com.)

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Q&A

Q.
W
ho or what qualifies for a defenestration?

A. Anything, anybody. The window's wide open.


"Defenestration of Bedclothes"
www.citynoise.org


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